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http://rift-in-the-warp.tumblr.com/post/96464609814/the-emperor-protects-rift-in-the-warp

the-emperor-protects:

the-emperor-protects:

rift-in-the-warp:

theangelwithnoface:

swedebeast:

I am convinced that a dubbed and shaved Danny Trejo would make the PERFECT Emperor of Mankind if there ever was a Warhammer 40,000 live action movie.

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What, don’t believe me?

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Well that goes right up there with things I didnt know for the day! But ya I can see Bruce Campbell as the emperor.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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nerdsexandee:

artdeko:

Poetry.

When the stars align in cards against humanity the universe rejoices.

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http://ollivander.tumblr.com/post/96469519747/doctorwholmes-in-a-world-where-love-is

doctorwholmes:

"In a world where love is forbidden" - the giver trailer

THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THE GIVER

WHY ARE YOU CHANGING MY FAVORITE BOOK TO FIT YOUR ROMANCE-OBSESSED HOLLYWOOD MINDS

THIS MOVIE IS JUST A FUCKING TRAINWRECK

  • why is jonas 18 the point of him being 12 is that he…
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lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

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  • Question: Reminder that /v/ does not actually support feminism and the whole reason any funding was given to this tumblr was so that Zoe and Co could not claim we hate women, even though we clearly do. This whole tumblr is just an ass-covering ploy for 4chan. - Anonymous
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    thefineyoungcapitalists:

    No anon, weren’t you at the secret 4chan meeting. This entire project is a false flag operation for our Zombie Hitler Dinosaur project. Currently /v/ scientists are resurrecting Hitler using the combined rage of all tumblr users as a power source for the arc of the covenant. Once resurrected we will put his brain into a cloned T-Rex and use our new master to take over the American government and force Ivan Drago to be president. Thus placing true fear in Putin’s heart and causing World War III.

    That or they actually care about woman and have raised over 17,000 dollars just from their referral link. I have no idea why you think /v/ would actually care what tumblr thinks of them period.

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Wot da fuck did ya just say ‘bout me, ya grot? I’ll ‘ave ya knowin’ I wos promoted to da toppa my warband and I’ve gone on lotsa WAAAGH’s! on da ‘umies and bugs and spiky boyz, wiv ova 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in shootin’ and choppin’ and I’m da top nob in da ‘ole warband. Ya ain’t nothin’ ta me but anotha’ ‘umie! I’ll wipe ya out wit dakka da likes o’ wich ain’t neva been seen. Ya think ya can git away wit sayin dat shit ta me? Think agin! Roight now, I’m sendin’ my army o’ boyz after ya, so ya betta be ready for da storm wich wipes out ya puny pathetic life! I can be anywhere anytime an’ I can kill ya in ova 700 ways an’ dat’s just with me bare ‘ands! Not only am I a masta’ o’ punchin’, but I ‘ave access to alla da dakka of da Orks, an’ I’ll use it ta wipe ya ass offa da planet, ya little grot! If only ya’d knowed da un’oly revenge ya “cleva” comment was about ta bring down on ya, you’d ‘old ya fuckin’ tounge! But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now ya payin’ da price. I’ll shoot dakka at ya an’ you’ll drown in it. Yer fuckin’ dead, ’umie!

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aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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