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Wot da fuck did ya just say ‘bout me, ya grot? I’ll ‘ave ya knowin’ I wos promoted to da toppa my warband and I’ve gone on lotsa WAAAGH’s! on da ‘umies and bugs and spiky boyz, wiv ova 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in shootin’ and choppin’ and I’m da top nob in da ‘ole warband. Ya ain’t nothin’ ta me but anotha’ ‘umie! I’ll wipe ya out wit dakka da likes o’ wich ain’t neva been seen. Ya think ya can git away wit sayin dat shit ta me? Think agin! Roight now, I’m sendin’ my army o’ boyz after ya, so ya betta be ready for da storm wich wipes out ya puny pathetic life! I can be anywhere anytime an’ I can kill ya in ova 700 ways an’ dat’s just with me bare ‘ands! Not only am I a masta’ o’ punchin’, but I ‘ave access to alla da dakka of da Orks, an’ I’ll use it ta wipe ya ass offa da planet, ya little grot! If only ya’d knowed da un’oly revenge ya “cleva” comment was about ta bring down on ya, you’d ‘old ya fuckin’ tounge! But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now ya payin’ da price. I’ll shoot dakka at ya an’ you’ll drown in it. Yer fuckin’ dead, ’umie!

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